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The Gooblagoon Lifeguard Fanny Pack is the only thing standing between you and total waterpark chaos. Perfect for holding hammers, emergency hotdogs, and the whistle you’ll need when Caseoh jumps in the pool. Strap it on, look official, and remember: at the Gooblagoon, nobody’s really safe — but at least you’ll look like you tried.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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